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Don't you just hate it when there is a single static picture that never changes
telling you that the website is under construction.
I do. So reload for a new picture and enjoy what is below.





                Are we there yet?
NEXT! (to be outsourced) I Double-Dog-Dare you - NO -
I Triple-Dog-Dare you
to click on me. (audio)
I Double-Dog-Dare you - NO - I Triple-Dog-Dare you to click on me
I think I can.. I think I can.. I .......
They make me exercise in my cubicle, so I can work longer.



≈≈ Warning ≈≈
Do NOT
click there   →
  →     →     →
Warning: Do Not Click Here





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